Plugin: fortune
Author: Joey
Included in ikiwiki: yes
Enabled by default: no
Included in goodstuff: no
Currently enabled: yes

This plugin implements the fortune directive. This directive uses the fortune program to insert a fortune into the page.

Here's a fortune for you:

Remove me from this land of slaves,
Where all are fools, and all are knaves,
Where every knave and fool is bought,
Yet kindly sells himself for nought;
        -- Jonathan Swift